Flight attendant reveals why you should never use toilet paper on planes: ‘Men can’t control that weave’

Sorry, frequent flyers: hungerfor a wet surprise

When nature calls at 30,000 feet, it’s best to avoid the bean wipes provided in the plane’s locker, according to a flight attendant, who warns that the rolls of disposable squares are often covered in human waste.

“Don’t use toilet paper on the plane,” urged Kate, a cabin crew expert, in a loud TikTok newsletter.

“It’s got men peeing on it because they don’t know how to control that thang,” she continued, cheekily referencing a boy’s baby boy.

But shredded toilet paper may be the least of a germaphobe’s worries while sailing through the clouds.

Air travel experts are constantly unlocking new fears for pollution-averse flyers.

Cher, a flight attendant for five years, recently revealed the “dirtiest” surfaces on an airplane, which include window shades, seat belt straps, overhead bins and, of course, toilet seats.

“I’ve seen toilet seats cleaned once in my career,” she said in a viral video. “Just once.â€

Whistleblower Rosa Sanchez, a professional cabin cleaner for several major airlines, also spilled the beans on how bad plane pots can be, saying: “Sometimes in the bathroom there will be blood on the floor, the toilet, the walls and there faeces and urine on top of the toilet.â€

And Kate claims poop isn’t just in the toilet.

“Don’t take your dirty shoes on that plane, everyone,” she encouraged. “And if you do, you better not walk into that bathroom with bare socks or little piggy toes.”

“[There’s] pee on the ground, everywhere, the influencer insisted. “Go away [your shoes] you will get sick.â€

Kate went on to share her list of dos and don’ts for in-flight passengers, discouraging people from using the flight attendant’s gallery as their personal yoga stretching studio and urging travelers to be compassionate towards mothers who fly with loaded babies.

The sky’s top savant also reminded flight-shy flyers that hitting their seatmate in anger could result in serious legal trouble.Â

“Don’t elbow your neighbors,” she said. “This is assault, which is physical violence, and physical violence means cops, OK? Be nice.â€

The president expects that kindness will also be offered to her fellow workers.

“Your flight attendants went through seven weeks of intensive training,” she said, adding that their course had little to do with serving sodas and slinging prepackaged meals.

“We are trained in emergency response,” Kate announced. “We’re trained to do what we have to do and handle it when things go south in that airplane at 30,000 feet.”

â € There [are] no fireman comes with their little fire truck up to the sky,” she said. “I’m the one fighting the fire, I’m the one handcuffing the bad guy, I’m the one taking down the terrorist, I’m the one using an AED to help grandma when she’s in trouble, I’m the one delivering that baby that comes on the plane.

“Can there be doctors on board? Of course, – admitted Kate. “But when there isn’t,” you’re looking at it.